Ghouls on Film

Perhaps the Greatest Crowley

I had the chance to see a preview of Adam Green’s “Hatchet 2″ during the American Horror panel at Comic-Con and if you are a fan of the original “Hatchet,” you won’t be disappointed by this one. Your favorites are back, even one who died in the first.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, but let’s just say we find out who Little Vic’s Mommy is and why he was dealt such a cruel hand. Does anyone else just feel bad for him? For me, he’s horror’s backwoods answer to Sloth.

Here’s a few descriptions to give give you an idea of the swampy mess that lies ahead, but maybe not spoil the whole thing:

• a chainsaw long enough to make short work of two hunters
  
• curb stomp
• two guys’ balls finally drop
• head remains animated after decapitation
• face peel, no salon required
  
• real teeth transformed into a fine set of dentures

After seeing this, I can’t wait to see what Green comes up with for “Killer Pizza.” Green says the film will be released unrated my a major movie chain. Looks like the curse of Crowley is coming to a theater near you!