Why ‘Baby Jane’ Should Be Made Into a Doll

Posted by Scara on Monday Jul 19, 2010 Under Monsters

Baby Jane's BabyEarlier today I decided if I ever have a child, I would like to name it after an evil doll. Ursula, Hester, Desdemona, Hecate for a girl. Malachi, Damien, Crocus, Enron for a boy.

My coworker just directed me to BuzzFeed’s disturbing and hilarious “Dolls That Will Keep You Up At Night” post. While these dolls might not all be the mischievous, Victorian, laced-collared, killer china dolls I was originally thinking about, they are certainly sweet. Which one is your favorite?

One Response to “Why ‘Baby Jane’ Should Be Made Into a Doll”

  1. Lana
    Lana Says:

    Ew. The pregnant doll is REALLY creepy…. But is it wrong that I wouldn’t mind Crabby Burt Reynolds sitting on my living room bookcase?!?!

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