Ghouls on Film

With the premiere of “New Moon” in our sights, my sister and I got to thinking. Bella could have totally avoided that pesky love triangle and devoted all her time to focusing on the supernatural Casanova that everyone really cares about (sorry Team Jacob.) All she had to do was look for the werewolf warning signs.

Unfortunately we weren’t able to get to her in time, but don’t worry. We have a list of things to look out for so that you’ll be sure to know if your love is of the lupine variety before things get TOO hairy.

1. He keeps ripping the sleeves off his flannel shirts
2. He loves when you scratch behind his ears
3. Calls every girl “Red”
4. He keeps trying to “surf” on the top of your Camry
5. He bought stock in flea bombs
6. He’s unusually enthusiastic about picking up the morning paper
7. Four words: brambles in the bed
8. When he gives you the bone…it’s literally a bone
9. He cried when Warren Zevon died
10. Has a bad habit of smelling your best friend’s crotch

For more werewolf tips, check out The Werewolf’s Guide to Life.

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