You’ve had enough of grumbly tortured sweet and swooning twinkleberries wall eyes love triangle supernatural frat boy and trashy brother’s friend who looks like Haley Joel Osment but with that Gary Coleman disease family who are all wearing pancake make-up and wigs but not because they were made when Rococo was the rage why can’t that one turn his neck?
However,
In a recent video, vampire big-wig (and former werewolf) Michael Sheen suggested that in real life Dakota Fanning might be more like her vampire character Jane (if you are not familiar, Jane tortures people with her MIND as opposed to her acting) than you would think upon seeing the pretty princess for the first time.
Watch the video below (yes this is shameless self-promotion on my part, I know) and tell me what you think:
With the premiere of “New Moon” in our sights, my sister and I got to thinking. Bella could have totally avoided that pesky love triangle and devoted all her time to focusing on the supernatural Casanova that everyone really cares about (sorry Team Jacob.) All she had to do was look for the werewolf warning signs.
Unfortunately we weren’t able to get to her in time, but don’t worry. We have a list of things to look out for so that you’ll be sure to know if your love is of the lupine variety before things get TOO hairy.
He keeps ripping the sleeves off his flannel shirts
He loves when you scratch behind his ears
Calls every girl “Red”
He keeps trying to “surf” on the top of your Camry
He bought stock in flea bombs
He’s unusually enthusiastic about picking up the morning paper
Four words: brambles in the bed
When he gives you the bone…it’s literally a bone
He cried when Warren Zevon died
Has a bad habit of smelling your best friend’s crotch